Yes, I'm STILL pregnant.
39 weeks today (according to the latest of the 3 due dates I've been given)

I feel huge. I get contractions, especially when I'm walking my miles and miles. I feel nausea a lot lately. My feet hurt a lot. I officially have cankles.  My fingers are so swollen.  I go pee at least 20 times a day, when most the time I get the sudden urge and maybe a teaspoon comes out.  I'm craving oranges & tangerines.  I haven't gained any weight in the last 4 weeks.  I've cried.  I've tried to relax and not think about the big change about to happen.  I've cleaned.  All my maternity clothes are officially tight! 

Please, Please, Please baby girl give mommy a break and come out SOON! 

I'm 38 weeks!

So I've officially have tried getting this baby out!
Eggplant---check!
Walked briskly 8 miles so far this week---check!
Frisky Business---check!
Spicy Food---check!
Pineapple---check!


Therefore......          I.GIVE.UP

She'll come on her own.  Obviously she's too comfy or she just needs 5 more minutes---ha ha.